L.J.M.Y

What Follows Are the Musings of a Thinly Concealed Narcissist.

"AT THE AGE OF SIX I WANTED TO BE A COOK. AT SEVEN I WANTED TO BE NAPOLEON. AND MY AMBITION HAS BEEN GROWING STEADILY EVERY SINCE."
- SALVADORE DALI

Never fight with an ugly person, they’ve got nothing to lose.

—Robin Williams (via 7daystheory)

There are dudes in college spending too much time blogging on Tumblr instead of getting shit faced and possibly ruining their lives.

— L.A.S.

(Source: mypantalones)